xallylawlz:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

im uncomfortable

So uncomfortable right now

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

sketchprincess:

imgonnamakeachange:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

aw looks like fozzi bear

Omfg poor baby

sketchprincess:

imgonnamakeachange:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

aw looks like fozzi bear

Omfg poor baby

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

alexandraptor:

torakowalski:

thecroissantgirl:

mswyrr:

kutsuwamushi:

More useful phrases from Duolingo.

Duolingo is a work of genius and practically very useful. But also TOTALLY WORTH IT for the hilarious sample sentences.
So far in Italian I have learned such useful phrases as “I have the bee!” and “He has a knife!” and “Your questions have no answer.”

My favourite from my duolingo experiences: “I have no life.”

Recently I’ve learned “I am a penguin” and “the duck reads the newspaper.” We’ve also had “the spider does not eat rice” and “my cat eats bread.”

There is actually really solid linguistic reasoning behind this! If you learn whole phrases that you would say in conversation, often you don’t actually learn the individual words, or how sentence structure and verb conjugation works. Plus people are more like to remember strange and funny sample sentences! 

alexandraptor:

torakowalski:

thecroissantgirl:

mswyrr:

kutsuwamushi:

More useful phrases from Duolingo.

Duolingo is a work of genius and practically very useful. But also TOTALLY WORTH IT for the hilarious sample sentences.

So far in Italian I have learned such useful phrases as “I have the bee!” and “He has a knife!” and “Your questions have no answer.”

My favourite from my duolingo experiences: “I have no life.”

Recently I’ve learned “I am a penguin” and “the duck reads the newspaper.” We’ve also had “the spider does not eat rice” and “my cat eats bread.”

There is actually really solid linguistic reasoning behind this! If you learn whole phrases that you would say in conversation, often you don’t actually learn the individual words, or how sentence structure and verb conjugation works. Plus people are more like to remember strange and funny sample sentences! 

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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