bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment

miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”
And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”

miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”

And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”

So my boyfriend did this asian experiment thing

nate-river-but-call-me-near:

samandirielswings:

berndor:

sstarfire99:

madame-uhvatar:

he was asked how Asian men look so good getting out of the shower

and well

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sweet baby jesus

magic

how

…*leaves*

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul